








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2640 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 180 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 133 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6517 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9674 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3818 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 7681 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4637 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,687 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Dean | 57% | 113 |
| #2 | ✪Pasten Pasha | 55% | 179 |
| #3 | envy | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | SchlachS4hn3 | 54% | 76 |
| #5 | huhu | 54% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SchlachS4hn3 | 54% | 76 |
| #5 | huhu | 54% | 309 |
| #6 | Tim Legende | 53% | 36 |
| #7 | Yoshio | 47% | 73 |
| #8 | drayKo | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huhu | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | James Dean | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | SchlachS4hn3 | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Yoshio | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ✪Pasten Pasha | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huhu | 1182 | 0.18 | 29 min |
| #2 | ✪Pasten Pasha | 496 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | James Dean | 176 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Yoshio | 170 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | SchlachS4hn3 | 96 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drayKo | +2.44 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | fabu | +1.98 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | ✪Pasten Pasha | +1.26 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | SchlachS4hn3 | +0.24 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | envy | -0.19 | 84 | 57 |





