








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,622 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1087 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2639 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1891 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2005 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,132,170 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josh | 47% | 283 |
| #2 | Cousley | 46% | 241 |
| #3 | St1cky | 45% | 244 |
| #4 | Misfire | 44% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Josh | 47% | 283 |
| #2 | Cousley | 46% | 241 |
| #3 | St1cky | 45% | 244 |
| #4 | Misfire | 44% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Misfire | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Josh | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | St1cky | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Cousley | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | St1cky | 465 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | Josh | 365 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | Cousley | 189 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Misfire | 187 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cousley | +1.48 | 81 | 45 |
| #2 | St1cky | +1.12 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | Misfire | +0.06 | 58 | 42 |
| #4 | Josh | -0.56 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | DroopyDave | -1.79 | 44 | 46 |





