








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1165 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1065 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1273 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1345 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $262,962 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 683 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Leifssson™ | 93% | 14 |
| #2 | Robzy | 79% | 14 |
| #3 | JuniiUs* | 69% | 16 |
| #4 | Kouwalsk1 | 66% | 50 |
| #5 | Alexanderinn | 64% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junnyNaz | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | *<|:þ kuddi | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Kouwalsk1 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Alexanderinn | 3 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | G3VA | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *<|:þ kuddi | 177 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kouwalsk1 | 176 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | junnyNaz | 172 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | WESTAR | 82 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bongwater Brian | 71 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | junnyNaz | +3.83 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | Alexanderinn | +3.55 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | Bongwater Brian | +1.89 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | Seliii | +1.21 | 49 | 55 |
| #5 | ✪ Leifssson™ | +1.20 | 68 | 58 |





