








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,169 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1327 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2672 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1581 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1589 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,870 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 59% | 119 |
| #2 | NuggeT² | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | JoniBoni | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | Armagetron | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 59% | 119 |
| #2 | NuggeT² | 51% | 47 |
| #3 | JoniBoni | 47% | 88 |
| #4 | Armagetron | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoniBoni | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | NuggeT² | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Armagetron | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoniBoni | 158 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 142 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | NuggeT² | 110 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Armagetron | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoniBoni | +1.58 | 67 | 55 |
| #2 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | +0.54 | 67 | 53 |
| #3 | smily | +0.20 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | NuggeT² | -0.56 | 35 | 71 |
| #5 | Armagetron | -1.27 | 30 | 46 |





