








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3392 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5828 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4475 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4437 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,287,185 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fegiii ;) | 53% | 161 |
| #2 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 52% | 434 |
| #3 | by Babygirl | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Letronik | 49% | 89 |
| #5 | SunLeo | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Armagetron | 48% | 91 |
| #7 | EinsOkr1m | 48% | 85 |
| #8 | smily | 47% | 88 |
| #9 | Obda | 46% | 52 |
| #10 | NuggeT² | 46% | 269 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NuggeT² | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Fegiii ;) | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | smily | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | EinsOkr1m | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fegiii ;) | 851 | 0.25 | 25 min |
| #2 | NuggeT² | 772 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | 640 | 0.07 | 18 min |
| #4 | EinsOkr1m | 426 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #5 | Letronik | 329 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Letronik | +3.93 | 90 | 65 |
| #2 | EinsOkr1m | +1.91 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | JoniBoni | +1.08 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | F̶O̶X̶ ̶ | +0.27 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | Fegiii ;) | -0.04 | 68 | 78 |





