








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1454 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1238 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 700 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1337 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,706 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTruxy | 62% | 61 |
| #2 | NTS | 61% | 67 |
| #3 | 1mer | 60% | 75 |
| #4 | zurrie | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | BanFlash | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NTS | 15 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | 1mer | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Spookla | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | DTruxy | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Swan | 4 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1mer | 383 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | DTruxy | 355 | 0.31 | 8 min |
| #3 | NTS | 325 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | Spookla | 205 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | zurrie | 115 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTruxy | +2.91 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | NTS | +2.52 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | = skullz | +2.50 | 74 | 56 |
| #4 | 1mer | +0.89 | 89 | 72 |
| #5 | Swan | -1.60 | 42 | 47 |





