








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 381 | 31% |
| Smokes | 217 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 342 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,191 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cowboy Kent Rollins | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Gazo ♞ | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | McMice | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | pineappletheislandboi | 67% | 15 |
| #5 | JaniG | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | McMice | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | pineappletheislandboi | 67% | 15 |
| #5 | JaniG | 60% | 25 |
| #6 | RedJohn | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | PoiSoN | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pineappletheislandboi | 4 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | JaniG | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | McMice | 1 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaniG | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | pineappletheislandboi | 68 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | RedJohn | 48 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | McMice | 39 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gazo ♞ | 32 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gazo ♞ | +2.59 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | PoiSoN | +2.59 | 58 | 61 |
| #3 | JaniG | +1.84 | 67 | 66 |
| #4 | McMice | +1.79 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | pineappletheislandboi | +0.65 | 75 | 70 |





