








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 290 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3227 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3832 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1747 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2652 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $881,438 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZOOCH! :D | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | AP | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Jason Funderberker | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | FJ | 5 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Jaysoos | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZOOCH! :D | 732 | 0.11 | 22 min |
| #2 | AP | 607 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jason Funderberker | 403 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | Jaysoos | 194 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | LaRocca | 185 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZOOCH! :D | +3.70 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | LaRocca | +2.82 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | AP | +0.86 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | Jason Funderberker | -0.97 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | Jaysoos | -1.40 | 63 | 51 |





