








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1854 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1785 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1292 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,332 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rusty | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Zooch | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | FJ | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | MrSnugglesFluff | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Jaysoos | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rusty | 854 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | Zooch | 568 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #3 | MrSnugglesFluff | 311 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jaysoos | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr. Krabs, I need to bust a nut | 89 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zooch | +3.61 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | LaRocca | +1.62 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | Cakes | +0.87 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | MrSnugglesFluff | -1.02 | 52 | 67 |
| #5 | Rusty | -1.38 | 66 | 71 |





