








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1192 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 985 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,876 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | yohan | 47% | 53 |
| #8 | DtN | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | krills | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | snafu | 44% | 16 |
| #11 | Aladdin | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pallepro | 470 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | yohan | 184 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fnatic Mike | 175 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | DtN | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | snafu | 47 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pallepro | +3.39 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | Fnatic Mike | +2.25 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | ENRIQUE | +1.93 | 52 | 92 |
| #4 | yohan | +1.59 | 72 | 80 |
| #5 | JOHNNYB | +1.19 | 68 | 62 |





