








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 136 | 13% |
| Smokes | 278 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 339 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 255 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,449 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pallepro | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | emilo | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | rawheem | 1 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | krills | 1 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | KrisG^ | 1 | 0.0256 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pallepro | 85 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | emilo | 28 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Anders | 26 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | yohan | 17 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #5 | rawheem | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emilo | +4.44 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | rawheem | +3.64 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | r e c 0 i l | +3.39 | 82 | 73 |
| #4 | yohan | +3.15 | 71 | 91 |
| #5 | Pallepro | +3.12 | 71 | 84 |





