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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 932 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2544 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,425 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 364 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1592 | 66% |
| HE Grenades | 261 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 208 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,193,091 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kevin | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | gB | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | conor | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | BOT FrAg | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | gB | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 55% | 93 |
| #4 | conor | 54% | 39 |
| #5 | BOT FrAg | 47% | 17 |
| #6 | ☁ Abracadabra | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | conor | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MayorOfTheTrap iYeetAss 69 | 166 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | conor | 108 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | gB | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☁ Abracadabra | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | kevin | 32 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conor | +2.90 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | BOT FrAg | +1.23 | 77 | 42 |
| #3 | kevin | +1.05 | 88 | 67 |
| #4 | jackie | +0.40 | 79 | 33 |
| #5 | gB | -0.84 | 55 | 70 |





