








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2736 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4845 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3328 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4527 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,808,467 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Words | 47% | 38 |
| #10 | ✪ Mr.Peters | 45% | 29 |
| #11 | WwjdwPanda'sCouch | 44% | 32 |
| #12 | spicy wonton | 44% | 78 |
| #13 | Jury | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jury | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | ☁ Abracadabra | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | KennyD | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | BOT FrAg | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | spicy wonton | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyD | 227 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | ☁ Abracadabra | 178 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Words | 177 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | WwjdwPanda'sCouch | 163 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | conor | 143 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Mr.Peters | +3.01 | 88 | 23 |
| #2 | kevin | +1.83 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | conor | +1.81 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | BOT FrAg | +1.63 | 76 | 44 |
| #5 | gB | +1.23 | 64 | 66 |





