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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4426 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3035 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2654 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2604 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,301 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_carrieD | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Jur¡k 20FPS | 60% | 72 |
| #3 | diggebrischd.exe | 56% | 95 |
| #4 | ✪ resiaK | 54% | 107 |
| #5 | Javguru | 54% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | bobby | 45% | 29 |
| #12 | MadNine | 44% | 111 |
| #13 | Geeven | 42% | 19 |
| #14 | Keev | 41% | 32 |
| #15 | Tony Chopper | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ resiaK | +3.96 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | Mik | +2.28 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | fANCY | +1.27 | 64 | 74 |
| #4 | ElKanno | +1.21 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | bobby | +1.17 | 72 | 37 |





