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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1063 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3017 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,224 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1541 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3074 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3940 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3669 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,372,581 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fANCY | 60% | 72 |
| #2 | Geeven | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | Mik | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | the_carrieD | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | ✪ resiaK | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Javguru | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | fANCY | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | diggebrischd.exe | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | MadNine | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Daffy | 3 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadNine | 483 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | ✪ resiaK | 401 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | fANCY | 398 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #4 | diggebrischd.exe | 193 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mik | 151 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ resiaK | +3.60 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | Mik | +2.20 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | bobby | +2.07 | 77 | 29 |
| #4 | fANCY | +1.93 | 69 | 78 |
| #5 | the_carrieD | +1.47 | 75 | 64 |





