








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




266 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8393 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8759 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7851 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7204 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $729,041 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Сучий пёс | 52% | 145 |
| #2 | Brocker | 51% | 283 |
| #3 | Azovskyi | 49% | 100 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | 48% | 363 |
| #5 | види пиво | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koodeRx2D | +3.03 | 44 | 54 |
| #2 | види пиво | +2.62 | 81 | 44 |
| #3 | Azovskyi | +0.79 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | Brocker | -0.58 | 47 | 51 |
| #5 | Eugene[Underdog] | -1.25 | 28 | 54 |





