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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,129 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2385 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1794 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2592 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 358 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,524 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 312 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smnio | 58% | 81 |
| #2 | nen | 55% | 33 |
| #3 | Brocker | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | 50% | 255 |
| #5 | koodeRx2D | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Brocker | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | 50% | 255 |
| #5 | koodeRx2D | 46% | 151 |
| #6 | Сучий пёс | 45% | 33 |
| #7 | SOS IH UY | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eugene[Underdog] | 87 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | koodeRx2D | 39 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | smnio | 20 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | SOS IH UY | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | nen | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eugene[Underdog] | 849 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | koodeRx2D | 342 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | SOS IH UY | 169 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Brocker | 76 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | nen | 68 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | види пиво | +3.55 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | smnio | +2.86 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | koodeRx2D | +2.47 | 42 | 53 |
| #4 | nen | +2.37 | 43 | 55 |
| #5 | Brocker | +0.25 | 51 | 40 |





