








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 453 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3292 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3297 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3872 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3015 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,711 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koodeRx2D | 49% | 100 |
| #2 | Brocker | 48% | 399 |
| #3 | Сучий пёс | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | 45% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koodeRx2D | 49% | 100 |
| #2 | Brocker | 48% | 399 |
| #3 | Сучий пёс | 45% | 40 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | 45% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brocker | 8 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | koodeRx2D | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Eugene[Underdog] | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Сучий пёс | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brocker | 1374 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | Eugene[Underdog] | 422 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #3 | koodeRx2D | 224 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Сучий пёс | 58 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koodeRx2D | +1.16 | 42 | 61 |
| #2 | Azovskyi | +1.07 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | Brocker | -0.99 | 52 | 54 |
| #4 | Eugene[Underdog] | -1.24 | 25 | 57 |
| #5 | Сучий пёс | -3.01 | 14 | 54 |





