








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 187 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2179 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,544 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1736 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1731 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,965 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffL1cK | 100% | 12 |
| #2 | sho | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | cheffmonsta | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Tuddy | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | N3ptun | 57% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tuddy | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | N3ptun | 57% | 83 |
| #6 | SyKo | 56% | 87 |
| #7 | ヤマカシ | 51% | 35 |
| #8 | FoW | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyKo | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | N3ptun | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | ヤマカシ | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N3ptun | 337 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | SyKo | 207 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Tuddy | 203 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | ヤマカシ | 194 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #5 | cheffmonsta | 181 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffL1cK | +4.46 | 94 | 81 |
| #2 | ヤマカシ | +2.35 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | SyKo | +1.87 | 90 | 66 |
| #4 | Zazu | +0.62 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | Tuddy | +0.37 | 75 | 64 |





