








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,937 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7955 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6394 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4992 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5596 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,244 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nix | 57% | 75 |
| #2 | B1ERMAN | 55% | 144 |
| #3 | jLawler | 51% | 334 |
| #4 | salad | 47% | 137 |
| #5 | Grape Denim | 46% | 365 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nix | +2.48 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Grape Denim | +2.36 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | jLawler | +1.17 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | sw1zz | +1.14 | 61 | 76 |
| #5 | frehulferd | +0.60 | 56 | 60 |





