








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4227 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5107 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4636 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5523 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,639,434 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Opossumi | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | HcEDU | 50% | 144 |
| #3 | Tuippis | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | Rajis | 49% | 253 |
| #5 | Lappu | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HcEDU | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Opossumi | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Rajis | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | t✿mps | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Mrui | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rajis | 1093 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | Mrui | 493 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | t✿mps | 398 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | ☦︎ Ru1N3r ☦ | 392 | 0.29 | 13 min |
| #5 | zethram | 377 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t✿mps | +5.45 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | ☦︎ Ru1N3r ☦ | +2.55 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | LEMON | +2.50 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | HcEDU | +2.14 | 65 | 59 |
| #5 | Rajis | +0.53 | 52 | 75 |





