








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 486 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 543 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5479 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5444 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5558 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4354 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,529,267 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T1uhgs | 51% | 72 |
| #2 | ☦︎ Ru1N3r ☦ | 46% | 78 |
| #3 | dodo | 43% | 42 |
| #4 | Alvarez | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | Rajis | 39% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Eldwin | 36% | 135 |
| #8 | HcEDU | 35% | 85 |
| #9 | LEMON | 35% | 146 |
| #10 | † Mrs_JoRa † | 34% | 47 |
| #11 | Mrui | 29% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LEMON | +3.40 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | ☦︎ Ru1N3r ☦ | +2.81 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | T1uhgs | +2.07 | 79 | 42 |
| #4 | HcEDU | +0.97 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Rajis | +0.82 | 50 | 76 |





