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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4363 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2655 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2858 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2524 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $850,532 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wallu | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Liru | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | pahaperse | 49% | 159 |
| #4 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | 49% | 35 |
| #5 | Bubinator | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | varmanakki34 | 43% | 98 |
| #8 | jolky | 43% | 40 |
| #9 | Kasettiäijä | 35% | 46 |
| #10 | masalskis | 29% | 17 |
| #11 | cock mösjöö | 28% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Antz | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | varmanakki34 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kasettiäijä | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | jolky | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | pahaperse | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pahaperse | 334 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | 259 | 0.34 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kasettiäijä | 232 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | cock mösjöö | 171 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | Antz | 154 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wallu | +5.24 | 67 | 58 |
| #2 | ylamoukkuenjoyer | +3.30 | 72 | 81 |
| #3 | Liru | +2.16 | 75 | 83 |
| #4 | cock mösjöö | +0.88 | 65 | 80 |
| #5 | pahaperse | +0.52 | 62 | 61 |





