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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2967 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3003 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2318 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,619 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alawiii | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Magdalena Andersson | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | KONNYs | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | GrEtA tHuNbErG | 43% | 93 |
| #5 | knasen | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alawiii | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Magdalena Andersson | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | KONNYs | 51% | 96 |
| #4 | GrEtA tHuNbErG | 43% | 93 |
| #5 | knasen | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KONNYs | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | GrEtA tHuNbErG | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Magdalena Andersson | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | knasen | 2 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrEtA tHuNbErG | 350 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | KONNYs | 219 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Alawiii | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Magdalena Andersson | 18 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | knasen | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knasen | +3.52 | 87 | 47 |
| #2 | KONNYs | +0.92 | 41 | 57 |
| #3 | GrEtA tHuNbErG | +0.65 | 41 | 58 |
| #4 | Qbuddiii | -0.66 | 39 | 80 |
| #5 | Alawiii | -1.08 | 34 | 68 |





