








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1488 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1595 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2722 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1783 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $938,402 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melereint | 60% | 86 |
| #2 | freaky goblin | 60% | 78 |
| #3 | etherloN | 59% | 111 |
| #4 | ✩Maša | 59% | 167 |
| #5 | Waldee | 59% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✩Maša | 59% | 167 |
| #5 | Waldee | 59% | 34 |
| #6 | fyksenxd | 58% | 107 |
| #7 | ✩ 雨雲 | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | panic | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fyksenxd | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | ✩Maša | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | etherloN | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Melereint | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | freaky goblin | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✩Maša | 396 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | fyksenxd | 355 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Melereint | 335 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | freaky goblin | 277 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | etherloN | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waldee | +3.49 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | Melereint | +3.26 | 94 | 71 |
| #3 | fyksenxd | +2.66 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | freaky goblin | +1.95 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | etherloN | +1.49 | 77 | 58 |





