








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2478 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2283 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1855 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2115 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,365 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 395 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADEODATUS | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | Waldee | 74% | 31 |
| #3 | fyksenxd | 67% | 134 |
| #4 | Melereint | 67% | 57 |
| #5 | ✩Maša | 64% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✩Maša | 64% | 128 |
| #6 | wrr | 64% | 22 |
| #7 | LIGHT | 62% | 21 |
| #8 | Qu3st™ | 61% | 56 |
| #9 | generalele | 60% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fyksenxd | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ADEODATUS | 8 | 0.0159 |
| #3 | ✩Maša | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | generalele | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Melereint | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fyksenxd | 402 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✩Maša | 271 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Melereint | 225 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Qu3st™ | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Waldee | 107 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADEODATUS | +3.11 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Waldee | +2.86 | 86 | 78 |
| #3 | freaky goblin | +2.67 | 85 | 64 |
| #4 | Melereint | +2.14 | 95 | 68 |
| #5 | fyksenxd | +2.03 | 79 | 64 |





