








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4111 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5043 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3650 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2083 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2500 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $860,542 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Danny | 61% | 137 |
| #5 | Hyp | 57% | 241 |
| #6 | Rangepk | 53% | 200 |
| #7 | FrƎaK | 51% | 114 |
| #8 | russian blackout 👆🏻 | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyp | 891 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Rangepk | 654 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | FrƎaK | 270 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Danny | 179 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | boy | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | russian blackout 👆🏻 | +3.06 | 95 | 49 |
| #2 | boy | +2.97 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | +1.69 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Danny | +1.00 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | Hedy44| 凸(¬‿¬) | -0.25 | 52 | 66 |





