








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Wingman | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5282 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5781 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4193 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5282 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,617,760 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | 65% | 69 |
| #2 | Hyp | 53% | 352 |
| #3 | Danny | 53% | 260 |
| #4 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 53% | 200 |
| #5 | FrƎaK | 50% | 360 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrƎaK | 19 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Danny | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Hyp | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | boy | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyp | 1294 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #2 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 1269 | 0.31 | 36 min |
| #3 | FrƎaK | 703 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | Danny | 390 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #5 | boy | 160 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | +4.40 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | Danny | +2.09 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | +1.82 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | FrƎaK | +0.05 | 74 | 55 |
| #5 | Hyp | -0.68 | 60 | 64 |





