








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1770 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2049 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1785 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2303 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,963 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | 68% | 59 |
| #2 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 61% | 137 |
| #3 | P1NT0 | 60% | 20 |
| #4 | Hyp | 58% | 260 |
| #5 | Rangepk | 53% | 260 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rangepk | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Hyp | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | FrƎaK | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | P1NT0 | 4 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyp | 944 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | 909 | 0.33 | 26 min |
| #3 | Rangepk | 837 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | FrƎaK | 319 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | boy | 145 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | +4.00 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | ♠Sÿnk♠ | +2.24 | 66 | 73 |
| #3 | Danny | +2.03 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | Hyp | -0.62 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | FrƎaK | -0.88 | 74 | 56 |





