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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1528 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1427 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1595 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,233 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mupzz Meister | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 42% | 36 |
| #3 | Crashys | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Rottenmelon- | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mupzz Meister | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 42% | 36 |
| #3 | Crashys | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | Rottenmelon- | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rottenmelon- | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 172 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mupzz Meister | 41 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Crashys | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rottenmelon- | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mupzz Meister | +3.45 | 79 | 47 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | +1.59 | 86 | 48 |
| #3 | zodiac | -0.63 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | Crashys | -1.37 | 42 | 47 |
| #5 | Rottenmelon- | -6.69 | 43 | 4 |





