








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1547 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3239 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,820,112 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 634 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Boxiuzz | 41% | 46 |
| #7 | Zcuti | 39% | 191 |
| #8 | Fayris | 39% | 92 |
| #9 | BeelZirio | 37% | 35 |
| #10 | Fabricckk | 37% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hezztia | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Fabricckk | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Fayris | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Zcuti | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | G0RD0 RE TET0N | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fabricckk | 299 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Hezztia | 220 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| #3 | DiracDelta | 209 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zcuti | 169 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fayris | 156 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiracDelta | +3.45 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Hezztia | +1.68 | 52 | 55 |
| #3 | G0RD0 RE TET0N | +0.58 | 39 | 61 |
| #4 | Ainz Ooal Gown | +0.30 | 42 | 56 |
| #5 | Fayris | -0.31 | 58 | 51 |





