








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4128 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5071 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3379 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1063 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,966 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 亗köniG | 94% | 49 |
| #2 | Grundy | 94% | 47 |
| #3 | paranoia | 92% | 26 |
| #4 | 420 IQ Player-Lobby Killer | 90% | 40 |
| #5 | 亗köniG (v2) | 87% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamer18+ | +6.79 | 57 | 35 |
| #2 | ✪ Patty | +5.30 | 96 | 49 |
| #3 | Baked | +3.66 | 85 | 33 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓲𝓴 | +3.39 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | Duh Moose | +3.08 | 72 | 43 |





