








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3524 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2344 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2036 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1347 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,777 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3346 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tymfdb69z6 | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Sivuluisu | 68% | 19 |
| #3 | JonT3 | 68% | 40 |
| #4 | IctJew | 67% | 64 |
| #5 | ๐ดโฟแดพiแตแตสฐแตแต๐ | 66% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JonT3 | 68% | 40 |
| #4 | IctJew | 67% | 64 |
| #5 | ๐ดโฟแดพiแตแตสฐแตแต๐ | 66% | 32 |
| #6 | Bucksi47k | 64% | 28 |
| #7 | Hiltza | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bucksi47k | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | ๐ดโฟแดพiแตแตสฐแตแต๐ | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | IctJew | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | JonT3 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Sivuluisu | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IctJew | 134 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | ๐ดโฟแดพiแตแตสฐแตแต๐ | 69 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sivuluisu | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | JonT3 | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bucksi47k | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐๐๐๐:^) | +4.00 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Hiltza | +1.49 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | IctJew | +1.04 | 78 | 53 |
| #4 | Sivuluisu | +0.48 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | ๐ดโฟแดพiแตแตสฐแตแต๐ | -1.10 | 53 | 72 |





