








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1915 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1487 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1118 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1813 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1373 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,517 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 759 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒌𝒊:^) | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | DeeQ | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Kimmen | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Hiltza | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | Bucksi47k | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bucksi47k | 134 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Hiltza | 115 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sam-V | 110 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | IctJew | 103 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | JAKO | 84 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝒎𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒌𝒊:^) | +3.47 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | elkku | +1.74 | 88 | 36 |
| #3 | Hiltza | +1.45 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | Nuorhosuja | +1.40 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | JAKO | +1.30 | 76 | 68 |





