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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,586 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 618 | 24% |
| Smokes | 680 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 705 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,745 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaneZy | 7 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | SNiP | 7 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Robbo | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | LIAM | 2 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | biss | 2 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaneZy | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | SNiP | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | LIAM | 46 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #4 | Robbo | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Blessed Tree pt.2 | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexc | +4.64 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | biss | +4.13 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | SNiP | +2.01 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Maxi | +1.61 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Robbo | +0.39 | 73 | 24 |





