








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7539 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7255 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4896 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,238,346 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiniRaptor | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | BerZerK | 56% | 96 |
| #3 | MiniBu | 56% | 339 |
| #4 | Naka5k | 56% | 539 |
| #5 | svettenesvett | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TiniRaptor | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | BerZerK | 56% | 96 |
| #3 | MiniBu | 56% | 339 |
| #4 | Naka5k | 56% | 539 |
| #5 | svettenesvett | 52% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka5k | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | MiniBu | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | BerZerK | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | TiniRaptor | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | svettenesvett | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka5k | 2320 | 0.21 | 58 min |
| #2 | BerZerK | 696 | 0.34 | 18 min |
| #3 | MiniBu | 524 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #4 | svettenesvett | 284 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | TiniRaptor | 83 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BerZerK | +2.28 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | ks | +1.34 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | MiniBu | +0.48 | 84 | 48 |
| #4 | Naka5k | -0.39 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | svettenesvett | -0.54 | 45 | 64 |





