








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,124 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4188 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2535 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 672 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,189 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniBu | 60% | 78 |
| #2 | Naka5k | 56% | 110 |
| #3 | ks | 56% | 96 |
| #4 | Tom n Jerry | 47% | 17 |
| #5 | svettenesvett | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka5k | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | MiniBu | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ks | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Tom n Jerry | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naka5k | 457 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | ks | 318 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | MiniBu | 93 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | svettenesvett | 73 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tom n Jerry | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom n Jerry | +3.35 | 70 | 50 |
| #2 | BerZerK | +2.63 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | ks | +0.64 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | MiniBu | +0.58 | 84 | 44 |
| #5 | Naka5k | -1.10 | 63 | 69 |





