








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1802 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1827 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1781 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,797 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ punkt. ツ | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Selver Elite | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | {L}uck.- | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | putz | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | SYL | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {L}uck.- | 226 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | putz | 187 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Selver Elite | 178 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ punkt. ツ | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ Feam ツ | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SYL | +2.69 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ Feam ツ | +1.48 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪ punkt. ツ | +0.71 | 61 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪ Hidden. | +0.42 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | ហេMMoll | +0.18 | 49 | 58 |





