








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1802 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1827 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1781 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,451 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ punkt. ツ | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Selver Elite | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | putz | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | {L}uck.- | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | SYL | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {L}uck.- | 465 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | putz | 364 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Selver Elite | 285 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | ✪ punkt. ツ | 216 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | SYL | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SYL | +2.25 | 77 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪ Feam ツ | +1.37 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ punkt. ツ | +0.70 | 61 | 58 |
| #4 | ✪ Hidden. | +0.37 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | JohaNzzo | +0.17 | 74 | 55 |





