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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 580 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2775 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1679 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 5731 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1917 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,640,891 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heems | 70% | 74 |
| #2 | Tywaaa | 57% | 53 |
| #3 | ✪ Nero. | 56% | 133 |
| #4 | TBE Martin | 54% | 170 |
| #5 | CinderELLY | 53% | 537 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CinderELLY | 32 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | damp_jacket | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪ Nero. | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | TBE Martin | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Heems | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heems | +4.52 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | ✪ Nero. | +2.73 | 87 | 63 |
| #3 | Duh Homie | +1.16 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | damp_jacket | +0.17 | 51 | 47 |
| #5 | TBE Martin | -0.23 | 58 | 28 |





