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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1036 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1259 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1939 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 603 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,218 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PhantomOfTGS | 47% | 122 |
| #5 | fruktoza | 46% | 92 |
| #6 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | 42% | 73 |
| #7 | Don Glucose | 40% | 63 |
| #8 | choks | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhantomOfTGS | 692 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | fruktoza | 602 | 0.31 | 15 min |
| #3 | Don Glucose | 226 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | 71 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Johnny Sins | 58 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Sins | +4.09 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | +1.90 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | Dirtbag | +0.75 | 50 | 51 |
| #4 | Don Glucose | -0.42 | 25 | 73 |
| #5 | fruktoza | -0.68 | 24 | 67 |





