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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 252 | 34% |
| Smokes | 186 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 217 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $108,845 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny Sins | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Dirtbag | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | fruktoza | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Don Glucose | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fruktoza | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Dirtbag | 2 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Don Glucose | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fruktoza | 125 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #2 | PhantomOfTGS | 73 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dirtbag | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Don Glucose | 20 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Talha Aygıtkocaman | +4.34 | 69 | 41 |
| #2 | Johnny Sins | +3.45 | 39 | 48 |
| #3 | Dirtbag | +0.67 | 46 | 44 |
| #4 | t0m3k->1 | -0.35 | 44 | 48 |
| #5 | Don Glucose | -1.21 | 18 | 63 |





