








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 712 | 31% |
| Smokes | 624 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 470 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 511 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,785 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0te | 94% | 16 |
| #2 | Litmus | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | ramziiN | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Nayomy | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | aiM | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ramziiN | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Nayomy | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | aiM | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | vilga | 50% | 14 |
| #7 | Zana (IX) | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nayomy | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Litmus | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | n0te | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nayomy | 224 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Zana (IX) | 73 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | n0te | 69 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | Litmus | 67 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | vilga | 66 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0te | +3.38 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | ramziiN | +2.17 | 88 | 77 |
| #3 | aiM | +1.77 | 89 | 76 |
| #4 | K1AR4 | +1.70 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | Nayomy | +0.75 | 82 | 69 |





