








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,303 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3285 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3154 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2661 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2203 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $888,327 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 946 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1AR4 | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | ra1 | 57% | 138 |
| #3 | Nayomy | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | VERA | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | tennisonwii | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1AR4 | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | ra1 | 57% | 138 |
| #3 | Nayomy | 51% | 51 |
| #4 | VERA | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | tennisonwii | 38% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra1 | 15 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Nayomy | 7 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | VERA | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | tennisonwii | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra1 | 398 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | VERA | 271 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nayomy | 245 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | tennisonwii | 142 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | K1AR4 | 83 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra1 | +2.03 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | K1AR4 | +1.78 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | Nayomy | +1.58 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | Litmus | +1.57 | 84 | 66 |
| #5 | tennisonwii | -1.21 | 69 | 53 |





