








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1124 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 757 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1096 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,713 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Zana (IX) | 50% | 32 |
| #10 | Exile | 50% | 46 |
| #11 | vilga | 48% | 27 |
| #12 | Seren☆ | 44% | 9 |
| #13 | josi | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zana (IX) | 175 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | vilga | 125 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | K1AR4 | 102 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nayomy | 91 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Joanana | 47 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aiM | +2.61 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Seren☆ | +1.02 | 86 | 33 |
| #3 | K1AR4 | +0.93 | 86 | 70 |
| #4 | Zana (IX) | +0.74 | 91 | 61 |
| #5 | Spike | +0.41 | 66 | 53 |





