








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1485 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2233 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2286 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,322,978 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 399 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | riko | 291 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | g1gganator | 183 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Clean | 145 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | KaiserRaging | 116 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clean | +5.99 | 87 | 78 |
| #2 | riko | +3.90 | 85 | 56 |
| #3 | jS | +3.15 | 85 | 71 |
| #4 | g1gganator | +0.76 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | YourLocalTechnician | -0.48 | 65 | 49 |





