








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 329 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15083 | 36% |
| Smokes | 9639 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9837 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7365 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,630,199 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1001 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riko | 69% | 284 |
| #2 | jS | 63% | 346 |
| #3 | near | 63% | 75 |
| #4 | jq | 63% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | riko | 69% | 284 |
| #2 | jS | 63% | 346 |
| #3 | near | 63% | 75 |
| #4 | jq | 63% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | riko | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | near | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jS | 1183 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| #2 | riko | 309 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | jq | 240 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | near | 129 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clean | +2.83 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | riko | +2.34 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | jq | +1.23 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | jS | +0.67 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | near | -1.22 | 61 | 48 |





