








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2283 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2242 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2233 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1848 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,016 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImJustLooney | 63% | 64 |
| #2 | Bozzzaa | 62% | 50 |
| #3 | Dxve | 60% | 116 |
| #4 | discat | 58% | 113 |
| #5 | unknowN | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discat | 395 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Dxve | 200 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bozzzaa | 185 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #4 | jiggaboo | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | ImJustLooney | 134 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiggaboo | +4.21 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | discat | +3.88 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Dxve | +1.16 | 65 | 51 |
| #4 | FlammyBizzle | +0.96 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | unknowN | +0.49 | 57 | 71 |





