








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1759 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2051 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1722 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1520 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,001 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discat | 76% | 46 |
| #2 | ImJustLooney | 72% | 54 |
| #3 | FlammyBizzle | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | Dxve | 61% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discat | 76% | 46 |
| #2 | ImJustLooney | 72% | 54 |
| #3 | FlammyBizzle | 62% | 50 |
| #4 | Dxve | 61% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dxve | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | FlammyBizzle | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dxve | 286 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | discat | 197 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | FlammyBizzle | 116 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | ImJustLooney | 111 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | discat | +3.00 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Dxve | +2.43 | 66 | 53 |
| #3 | FlammyBizzle | +0.85 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | Bozzzaa | +0.29 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | ImJustLooney | -0.15 | 69 | 52 |





