








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,914 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4845 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4019 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4260 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3790 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,099,293 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1314 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYAGI | 62% | 117 |
| #2 | meth0d | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | doyLE | 56% | 208 |
| #4 | Rupe | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | S10AN3R | 52% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MYAGI | 62% | 117 |
| #2 | meth0d | 57% | 60 |
| #3 | doyLE | 56% | 208 |
| #4 | Rupe | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | S10AN3R | 52% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doyLE | 32 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | MYAGI | 17 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | S10AN3R | 14 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | meth0d | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Rupe | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doyLE | 548 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | MYAGI | 514 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | meth0d | 311 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | S10AN3R | 272 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Rupe | 167 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | +2.16 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | doyLE | +1.90 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | da1thi | +0.83 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | MYAGI | +0.22 | 49 | 66 |
| #5 | Rupe | +0.15 | 75 | 56 |





