








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1892 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1528 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1789 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1484 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,838 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | doyLE | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | da1thi | 62% | 117 |
| #4 | S10AN3R | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | Rupe | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | 79% | 14 |
| #2 | doyLE | 65% | 95 |
| #3 | da1thi | 62% | 117 |
| #4 | S10AN3R | 58% | 64 |
| #5 | Rupe | 58% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1thi | 35 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | doyLE | 17 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | S10AN3R | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Rupe | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | meth0d | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | da1thi | 452 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | doyLE | 272 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | S10AN3R | 194 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | meth0d | 58 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rupe | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meth0d | +4.76 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | doyLE | +3.24 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | da1thi | +1.58 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | Rupe | +1.21 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | MYAGI | +0.44 | 51 | 66 |





